We the last of a dying breed,
And we don't give a fuck,
So we cannot supply your needs.
I’m just going to go ahead and call this right now. I’ve suspected this for a while already, but…
I’m pretty sure Calliope has a split personality complex. That’s who undyingUmbrage is: Calliope’s other personality (or the Cherub equivalent).
It seems pretty obvious to me, and probably everyone else, so I doubt this is even, you know, note-worthy, but… c’mon! Within the next few updates, I predict we shall see if I’m correct. Will I be enjoying the taste of foot in my mouth, or will you be suckling at the teat of “OH YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES! QUTTER WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!”
We shall seeeeeee!…